Alright, I can’t think of anything to say because I’m still in shock, but these profile pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s ass are damn weird. I’ve never seen anything like it before, except when I was a child and had a nasty cyst growing out of my neck and the kids in school used to call me the 3 headed monster. Good thing for Lindsay though that no matter how oddly shaped her ass is, it doesn’t scare me! I’m willing to put my life on the line to get closer to it.
Lindsay Lohan’s Ass Profile Shot Of The Day
Virgin Madonna available only for $30m
Madonna will only perform Like A Virgin again for $30 million.
The 4 Minutes star, who is set to embark on a tour this autumn, is tired of singing her early hits and has no desire to include them in her set lists. She said, “I’m not sure I can sing Holiday or Like A Virgin ever again. I just can’t — unless somebody paid me like $30 million or something.” Madonna also spoke about troubled singer Britney Spears, and revealed she works out to her new album Blackout. She added, “I actually love Britney’s new album. I usually work out to her record. I do a combination of Pilates and dance aerobics. People need to step off. For real, let’s go save her.”
George Clooney's girlfriend parties her face off
George Clooney's girlfriend Sarah Larson looks prim and proper on the red carpet, but these pics that surfaced of her go-go dancer days in Vegas say otherwise. Taken just before she met the Clooney in July, these photos show Sarah getting her drunk on in a bikini and practically doing a guy in the middle of a dance club. I'm not saying George Clooney knows how to pick 'em, but this is a girl you take home to mom. Then have sex with in the linen closet. Ah, sweet romance.
Brangelina baby pics worth 10 million
If Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt want it, they could get a whopping 10 million dollars for pictures of their baby or babies when the actress gives birth, says a magazine editor.
Leading magazines have started dishing out the cash in millions for the first pictures of celebs’ babies.
People paid Christina Aguilera a reported 1.5 million dollars for pics of her newborn son Max, and shelved out a whopping 6 million dollars for those of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s new twins, Max and Emme.
National Enquirer Executive Editor Barry Levine said that the whole process had become a big business nowadays, with magazines going the extra mile to make sure the paparazzi don’t obtain the photos.
"It's become big business now. It's outrageous, they've gotten very sophisticated. The rights are bought up now even before the celeb enters the hospital. They hire extra security so it's impossible to obtain a photo illegally," the New York Post quoted him, as saying.
He added that the people who would command the highest price would be Angelina Jolie and partner Brad Pitt.
Added American Media Editorial Director Bonnie Fuller: "If J.Lo really did get $6 million, then I think Angelina can now command 8 million USD. I can't think at this point who could command more money than Brangelina."
Pamela Anderson dons bizarre robe dress on a day out with Tommy Lee and the kids
Pamela Anderson may be more popular for her barely-there outfits, but in a break with tradition the former Baywatch star covered up in a bizarre bathrobe-style dress.
She was joined by her ex-husband Tommy Lee and their children Brandon and Dylan for a family trip to the cinema.
But despite seeming as if she had just stepped out of the shower, the ex-Playboy cover star was looking decidedly demure.
In comparison to her typical flesh-bearing garb, Pamela chose to don a full-length strapless dress, reminiscent of a terry-towelling robe.
The thrice married 40-year-old is currently locked in a split dispute with Rick Salomon – the man who shot to fame for making and marketing a sex video of socialite Paris Hilton.
Both Pamela and Rick have each claimed 'fraud' as reason for the annulment of their marriage – which was apparently the result of a poker bet.
Pamela and Rick tied the knot in October last year, shortly after her three-month marriage to American singer Kid Rock ended.
But despite her latest relationship troubles, the Canadian starlet held a united front with ex-Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee while she enjoyed a family day out.
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Amy Winehouse Gets NAKED For A Band
Now here´s a pretty dilemma for you. Do you click and risk your eyesight, not to mention your eternal soul? Or do you not click and go through the rest of your life knowing that there once was a naked chick you could have seen, but didn´t?
To answer your wailing cries of "Why oh why?! Why would they take naked pictures of Amy Winehouse?" Here´s the flimsy excuse:
Amy Winehouse recently got naked to "raise breast cancer awareness," though I think she raised more awareness that not all women should be seen naked. Just kidding, she actually looks pretty decent in the picture, which means that there was some serious photoshopping going on here, according to the experts I consulted.
They tell me that in real life she´d probably look like a one woman band with the way her xylophone ribs must stick out, and instead of playing the guitar, she´d probably be putting a cigarette out on her face and trying to smoke the guitar.
Experts eh, you just can´t get a thing by them.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre Gone Wild
Before Ashley Alexandra Dupre was pulling tricks with the Governor of New York, she was a little girl shaking her booty in a Girls Gone Wild video back in 2005. I don’t know what’s wrong with the men in our government, but they sure do waste their, or should I say our money on average-looking chicks. At least if the girl was super hot I’d know my tax dollars were being put to good use.
Britney Spears On The Way To Animation Mode
American pop princess Britney Spears, who has been trying to keep herself in shape for an upcoming video, has decided to use an animated version of her sleek self instead.
Jive Records released photos of the singer on March 11, showing her in anime superhero mode with long blond hair and an angular jaw. Two other photos showed her as suited up in different futuristic, body-hugging outfits.
One photo had a hazy close-up of Spears' face, while a fourth was a shot of a skyscraper with the word "Victory" printed vertically on its side, with a picture of what looks like the moon by its side, E!Online reported.
Even though Jive would not reveal where the pictures came from, Britain's tabloid the Sun reported that they were stills from Spears' upcoming single video "Break the Ice”, an idea, which had been put forward by Spears herself.
Previously, her fans had been led to think that Spears was busy practising her dance routines for her "Hot as Ice" video at a North Hollywood dance studio, where she had enlisted a couple of top L.A.-area choreographers to help her with her moves and to put her back in shape.
Spears, who has been having a tough time with her physical and mental health, along with dealing with her parents and fighting for the custody of her kids, is now ready to make a comeback her pals said.
NBC furious with Mariah Carey
American television network NBC is apparently furious with Mariah Carey, her manager Benny Medina and her representative at Def Jam because they promised the singer would perform on Today to promote her new album E=MC2, but is instead going on archrival ABC's Good Morning America.
Pagesix.com quoted a source as saying: "Every morning show wanted Carey on for her new album, so Benny started negotiating. He demanded that Today promote her fragrance and also give her a guest-star role on My Name is Earl. They agreed."
But her My Name Is Earl part, which was to coincide with the album release, was put off when it was decided the album needed work.
"It was supposed to come out in November, then it was pushed back until February, and now the release date is April 15. The entire time, Benny told Today it would get Carey for its concert series on Rockefeller Plaza. But then he stopped returning calls. Turns out, he had done a side deal behind everyone's back with Good Morning America—after NBC had agreed to all of his demands."
However, Medina denies he ever promised Today that Carey would give a concert on Rockefeller Plaza.
"If they can show me an e-mail from anyone committing to the concert, I will personally pay for the entire production myself," he said.
Sarah Jessica Parker Gets Drenched As A BIG Wave Engulfs Her
As Sex And The City's Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker has long dreamed of being swept off her feet - but here's proof that you should always be careful what you wish for...
The actress was left soaked after a wave crashed into a photoshoot to promote the upcoming movie version of the hit comedy last week.
Ms Parker was posing on a small boat on New York's East River with co-star Chris Noth - known to fans as Carrie's on-off love interest Mr Big - when they were deluged by the icy water.
Celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz, who had been shooting the pair for Vogue magazine, was also drenched, but the actors - not to mention their designer outfits and well coiffured hair - did not seem to come off too badly from the experience.
The wave might have been expected, as powerful Atlantic tides cause wild currents to swell through the East River's narrow channels.
But this hasn't been the only mishap to hit the photoshoot.
Yesterday, 42-year-old Ms Parker tumbled over a red-carpeted stairway in New York's Lincoln Center during another session with Ms Leibovitz - who was at the centre of controversy last year when doctored BBC footage falsely made it appear as if the Queen had stormed out of a portrait session in anger at the photographer's demands.
Ms Leibovitz's latest pictures will be published in time for the worldwide release of the long-awaited Sex And The City film at the end of May.
Several endings have been shot in a bid to keep fans guessing whether perennial singleton Carrie will finally tie the knot with Mr Big.
Miss Parker has given little away, although she recently said: "The movie doesn't pick up right where the series ended. It's a few years later.
"The story - which is like the whole series - is about friendship and growing up and the decisions we make and the triumphs. And it's about the massive disappointment and the mistakes.
"A lot of this movie is going to be surprising to people. This is a grown-up movie."
The TV series ended in 2004 after a six-year run on America's HBO network and Channel 4 in the UK.
JLo´s Babies Is In Critical Condition From The Common Cold
I wasn´t going to talk about Jlo again until she stripped down and posed nude for some two bit publication, but some stories are just too stupid to pass up. According to reports, Jennifer Lopez has gone completely mental over her twins, even going so far as to create a virtual sterile bubble for them.
A media source said: "She has employed a professional baby masseuse to come in once or twice a week and is also superparanoid about hygiene. The twins´ wing is totally sterile and all flowers and presents are stored in a separate room, so they don´t contaminate the babies´ area."
What this means is that the moment those kids are taken outside they are going to come down with hellish colds like you´ve never seen before. It will be like the ironic ending of ´War of the Worlds´, but even more stupid, because as a human being and native of planet earth, Jennifer Lopez should know better.
Enjoy the picture, which I am told is an actual view into the world she´s living in.
Jordan comes out to play for a racy lingerie launch
Katie Price has been noticeably demure in recent times, but today she let her alter ego Jordan out to play.
The model stripped down to her underwear to promote her new lingerie range for George at Asda at The Worx in London.
Despite her skimpy attire, she managed to avoid any embarrassing slip-ups - last month she had a wardrobe malfunction which saw her spill out of her top while copies of her third autobiography Jordan: Pushed To The Limit.
Today she was later joined by some of her biggest admirers after putting the call out for everyday women to join help join her the event.
She said: "I decided that I wanted girls from my fan club to model [the range] with me in front of the press so I got them to write in and then I chose six girls."
While the 29-year-old's cleavage appeared more than generous in her black lace trimmed bra, she recently underwent a breast reduction during a visit to LA in December.
Still, Katie, who has three children, Harvey, 5, Junior, two, and Princess Tiaamii, nine months, plans to go back for yet another cosmetic procedure on her breasts to have them made even smaller.
Meanwhile, the star last week helped husband Peter Andre ring in his 35th birthday.
She told OK! magazine: "I had planned to go to Paris for the night. Well, what a nightmare - the M25 was blocked so we missed the Eurostar."
But she still spoilt the former pop idol, revealing: "I bought him a white baby grand piano among other things, which he loved!"
Britney Spears And Heidi Montag Are “Dramatic” Geniuses
You all know that music is my first love. I was a musician long before I was a Pulitzer Prize winning tits and ass writer. And every so often I’ll hear something so remarkable that I feel the need to share with you. Today that comes in the form of a Britney Spears and Heidi Montag duet. Yes, you heard me right! A duet! And it’s brilliantly bad. So bad, it’s borderline genius! That’s what happens when you put together two nutjobs! Anyway, I look forward to seeing the video, because if Heidi’s last music video was any indication, this one is going to be hot!
Drew Barrymore Hits The Beach In A Tiny Bikini With Her New Love Chap
Hollywood actress Drew Barrymore has continued her 33rd birthday celebrations with a romantic getaway to Mexico with her new love Justin Long.
The star, who had earlier slipped into a skimpy plum coloured bikini, frolicked along the foreshore with her Live Free or Die Hard boyfriend by her side.
The pair are said to be staying at a back-to-basics $100-a-night beach resort, with simple thatched-roof huts without television or phones.
Drew recently revealed she's thoroughly enjoying her blissful new romance, telling Vogue: "My cheeks hurt, I'm so happy."
It appears the feeling is mutual, with Justin replying in turn: "She makes my cheeks hurt, too."
Asked what comes to mind when he thinks of Drew, Justin has said: "Beauty and light, and she shines it on everybody who comes into contact with her."
The holiday wraps up more than a week of celebrations for the Charlie's Angels' actress, who rang in her official Febraury 22 bithday with a private party at West Hollywood's Soho House with Justin and best friend Cameron Diaz.
Drew and Justin have known each other for seven years, but they began dating last August after meeting again on the set of the movie adaptation of best-selling book He's Just Not That Into You.
It's Drew's first relationship since splitting from long-term love, Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti last year.
The former wild child has been married twice before - she parted ways from her first husband, bar owner Jeremy Thomas, after just five weeks, while second husband comedian Tom Green filed for divorce after five months.
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