Britney Spears Bra, Tragic Britney Tapes Coming Soon

Surprise, Surprise, Adnan has sold Britney out yet again and put 6 tapes of her on the market. News Of The World has the story, and source which reveals: "It´s like something out of a horror movie. Britney spends the whole time ranting, raving and weeping. It´s not entertainment."

Here´s a break down of just a couple of the clips from News Of The World:

CLIP No1 shows Britney sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She´s heard saying: "When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants."

CLIP No2 shows Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles: "Britney has an angel looking out for her, don´t you, angel?"



Other clips apaprently have Britney confessing that she does love Kevin, and her children. I´m not sure when we crossed the line from playful observation of a wild child to profiting from the mental breakdown of an afflictede human being, but it´s pretty obvious that these latest tapes go way over that line.

If Britney still has any lawyers left, and this is in fact a true story, then she needs to sue the ass off this Adnan guy, and hopefully have him kicked out of the country. What scum.