My original headline for this post was “Simon Cowell attacked by rogue Ethopian.” Then I did some investigative journalism and learned that it’s actually Simon’s fiancé British TV personality Teri Seymour. The couple are on vacation in Barbados for the holiday. I can understand why he keeps her around. She seems handy. Simon could always use Teri as a walking stick if he were on a long hike. Or, I dunno, maybe as a karate staff if he wanted to fight crime or play Ninja Turtles with Ryan Seacrest who always wants to be “Naked Shredder.”
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Teri Seymour wears a bikini, could use a good meal or ten
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Monday, December 31, 2007
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